Funny qoutes .. you gotta check'em out

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  1. أبو مقصو

    أبو مقصو قلم فضي

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    This is gonna be my first topic in this forum
    I hope you enjoy it
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    I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
    Woody Allen

    I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
    Woody Allen

    The worst time to have a heart attack is during a Fake Heart Attacks game
    Bill Cosby

    94.6% of All Statistics are made up!!
    Woody Allen

    "You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
    Ellen DeGeners.

    "The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."
    Marty Feldman.

    "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

    "I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

    "In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows."
    Woody Allen


    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
    Unknown

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA Hilarius arent they:D:D
     
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  3. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings
    Unknown

    good ones brother and welcome to the club
     
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  5. أبو مقصو

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    you liked this one :D i was laughing my head off when i first heard it

    thanks for passin by
     
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  7. عــاهد

    عــاهد مشرف سابق

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    Man how did you fix your avatar?

    was it photoshop?
     
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  9. أبو مقصو

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    Actually am a webdesigner .. so it's done with photoshop
    did you think it was real :D
    lol

    thanks for not reading the quotes .. i guess my pic is funnier ;)
     
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  11. عــاهد

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    hell yea that was hilarious!

    same font! same color the background too!

    what was the measurement of the image (size)?
     
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  13. iBn Al-YeMeN

    iBn Al-YeMeN قلم فضي

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    yes of course.......
    thanks for sharing bro......
    but what do u mean by ur nickname ....مقصو ؟؟
    is it the tahami accent ????


    and i liked ur display pic..it looks real....i tried to do that in the photoshope but i couldnt .....i think am not good in that as u :D
     
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  15. keep it real

    keep it real قلم ذهبي

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    first of all your very welcome to this forum
    i really liked your topic
    all of those people are legendary comedians
    do you know dave chappelle
    you should look him up on youtube
    hes the best comedian these days
     
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  17. Rita Alshoaibi

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  19. أبو مقصو

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    :D
    Actually, my father used to call me that
    he was a brilliant and creative man may god have mercy on his soul
    The correct pronounce for my name is : abo mag-sow
    it was derived from my name .. you guess what's my name :D
     

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