Don't copy if you can't paste

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  1. Asgarnia Lord

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    At training program for the top management.
    A well-known motivational speaker gathering the entire crowd's attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife !"
    The crowd was shocked!
    He followed up by saying, "That woman was my mother!"
    The crowd burst into laughter and he gave his speech, which was well received.
    About a week later, one of the top managers who had the training decided to use that joke at his house. He tried to rehearse the joke in his head.
    It was a bit foggy to him.
    He said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"
    Naturally, his wife was shell shocked, murmuring.
    After standing there for almost 10 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "... and I can't remember who she was !"
    As expected, he got thrashing of his life time....

    Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste.
     
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    GALILEO : Great mind!
    EINSTINE : Genius mind!
    NEWTON : Extraordinary mind!
    BILL GATES : Brilliant mind!
    ME : Master mind!

    YOU????never mind
     
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    A WOMAN woke her HUSBAND in the middle of the night.

    "There is a THIEF dnwnstairs eating the CAKE that I made"HUSBAND:



    Who shall I call? POLICE or AMBULANCE!
     
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  7. عــاهد

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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    nice one bro, Its true when you try to copy someone You never succeed!


    salam
     
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  9. عــاهد

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    LOL

    Never mind....nice one
     
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  11. عــاهد

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    Ha hahahahahaha

    Ambulance, wallah that was funny!

    He didn't know who to call.

    The cops to arrest this guy

    or

    Ambulance to save him from the cake!

    nice
     
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    Calling the Ambulance


    = )
     
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  15. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    good one brother

    keep it up
     
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  17. خفا الاحزان

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    Salam
    brother that's true it's a great quite Don't copy is you can't past
    thanx a lot May Allah keep us in the right path
     
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    Thanks for passing by
     

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