Types of women

الكاتب : حوووته الحساسه   المشاهدات : 433   الردود : 6    ‏2007-07-31
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  1. حوووته الحساسه

    حوووته الحساسه مشرف سابق

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    Tybes Of Women

    HARD-DISK Woman:

    She remembers everything, FOREVER.


    RAM Woman:

    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.


    WINDOWS Woman:

    Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.


    EXCEL Woman:
    They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
    your four basic needs.



    SCREENSAVER Woman:
    She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!



    INTERNET Woman:
    Difficult to access.



    SERVER Woman:
    Always busy when you need her.



    MULTIMEDIA Woman:
    She makes horrible things look beautiful.



    CD-ROM Woman:
    She is always faster and faster.



    E-MAIL Woman:
    Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.



    VIRUS Woman:
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
    comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
    uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to
    uninstall her you will lose everything...........


    :rolleyes:THE SENSITIVE WHALE
    .
     
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  3. ابوالقاصي

    ابوالقاصي قلم ماسي

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    you are right about the last one:D
     
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  5. keep it real

    keep it real قلم ذهبي

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    niiiice and creative
    but id rather have a yemeni woman
    ;)
     
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  7. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    RAM Woman:

    She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
    looooooooooool
    i like this


    thanks a lot for the nice topic
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    VIRUS Woman:
    Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she
    comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
    uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to
    uninstall her you will lose everything...........



    good one there


    thanks for sharing
     
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  11. iBn Al-YeMeN

    iBn Al-YeMeN قلم فضي

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    alhamdulilah 3ala kol 7aal

    Thanks for sharing it with us...
     
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  13. الحبيشي

    الحبيشي قلم فضي

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    :D:D:D
    :D:D:D
     

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