MARRIAGE QUOTES BY MEN

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.


    It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.


    Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.


    A man was complaining to a friend: 'I had it all - money, a beautiful house,a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!' 'What happened?' asked the friend. 'My wife found out...'


    Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.


    How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it to the couch.


    A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the California lottery!' Martha replies, 'Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?' The man responds, 'I don't care. Just so long as you're out of the house by noon!'


    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street bald and still think they are beautiful! I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months--I don't like to interrupt her. If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?


    A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
     
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  3. إبراهيم ناصر

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    A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

    I think he is not finished

    what I think is that he just got started
     
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  5. عــاهد

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    Marriage is half the religion.


    And BTW i'd rather get married the YEMENI WAY!!!!


    peace
     
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  7. Rita Alshoaibi

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    ah yeah ahad, i heard something that u want to get married soon
    or i got it wrong...............................lol


    thx for commenting back



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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    of course he is not finished - that was only a joke
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    i think too that he just got started



    thx for ur pass



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  11. عــاهد

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    LOL
    I wish.....at least i'll focus more on my studies.


    salamz
     
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  13. iBn Al-YeMeN

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    so u sayin now that ur not focusing on ur studies very well ha :p lool ...GET MARRIED ASAP ......if possible
     
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  15. iBn Al-YeMeN

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    ops first i should thank our sis Rita for her nice posting and then comment at ahad's comment lol ...

    Thank you sis ....keep up with the good work
     
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    Nice one
    Thanks Rita
     
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  19. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks nasser
    and
    blessed and happy friday to u
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