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  1. الرمش الظليل

    الرمش الظليل قلم ذهبي

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    [grade="00008B FF6347 008000 4B0082"]TEACHER : Maria, go to the
    map and find North America.

    MARIA : Here it is!

    TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered
    America?

    CLASS : Maria!

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    TEACHER : Why are
    you late, Frank?

    FRANK : Because of the sign.

    TEACHER : What sign?

    FRANK : The one that says,
    "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell
    "crocodile?"

    GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

    TEACHER : No, that's wrong

    GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but
    you asked me how I spell it!

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    TEACHER : Donald, what is
    the chemical formula for water?

    DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!

    TEACHER : What are you talking about?

    DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to
    O!

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    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important
    thing we have today that we

    didn't have ten years ago.

    WINNIE : Me!

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    TEACHER : Goss, why do you
    always get so dirty?

    GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer
    to the ground than you are.

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    TEACHER : Can anybody give
    an example of COINCIDENCE?

    TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

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    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
    father's cherry

    tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father

    didn't punish him?"

    LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.

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    TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell
    me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    SIMON : No sir, I don't
    have to, my Mom is a good cook.

    __________________________________________________

    TEACHER : Clyde, your composition
    on "My Dog" is exactly the same as

    your brother's. Did you copy his?

    CLYDE : No, teacher, it's
    the same dog!;

    __________________________________________________

    TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
    on talking when people are no longer interested?

    HAROLD : ( A teacher[/grade]



    COPIED

    I hope u like thses conversations;)
     
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  3. ابراهيم صياد

    ابراهيم صياد قلم ذهبي

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    very nice brother it seems that you hate teachers
     
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  5. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell
    "crocodile?"

    GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

    TEACHER : No, that's wrong

    GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but
    you asked me how I spell it!


    good ones brother

    waiting for more
     
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  7. الرمش الظليل

    الرمش الظليل قلم ذهبي

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    hahahahaha
    ya i hate my teachers:p
    thank u brother
    by the way.. iam a girl:eek:
     
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  9. الرمش الظليل

    الرمش الظليل قلم ذهبي

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    thank u brother
    see u in other post
     
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  11. ابراهيم صياد

    ابراهيم صياد قلم ذهبي

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    I apologize sister

    beacuse your knew to the english section correct me if I am wrong

    thank you
     
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  13. maram

    maram عضو فعّال

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    nice nd funny topic sister

    thanks for sharing

    and nice to see you here
     
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  15. عــاهد

    عــاهد مشرف سابق

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    I mean the jokes were funny.....
    but when it comes to the teacher....

    من علمني حرفا صرت له عبدا.

    Nice jokes....humorous.

    thx and salam
     
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  17. iBn Al-YeMeN

    iBn Al-YeMeN قلم فضي

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    Thank you sis....nice jokes ...
    and u aint lyin about the teachers joke...some of them just a blow off
     
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  19. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    VERY VERY FUNNY

    THANKS


    TK
     

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