How to install Love

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  1. samiah

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    How to install Love

    Tech Support : Yes, how can I help you ?

    Customer : Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process ?

    Tech Support : Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed ?

    Customer : Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first ?

    Tech Support : The first step is to open your Heart . Have you located your Heart ?

    Customer : Yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install Love while they are running ?

    Tech Support: What programs are running ?

    Customer : Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.

    Tech Support : No problem, Love will gradually erase Past Hurt from your current operating system.
    It may remain in your permanent memory but it will no longer disrupt other programs.

    Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem. However, you have to completely turn off Grudge and Resentment .
    Those programs prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ?


    Customer : I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how ?


    Tech Support : With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke Forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment have been completely erased.


    Customer : Okay, done! Love has started installing itself. Is that normal ?

    Tech Support : Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.

    Customer: Oops! I have an error message already. It says, "Error - Program not run on external components." What should I do ?


    Tech Support : Don't worry. It means that the Love program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run on your Heart . In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.

    Customer : So, what should I do ?

    Tech Support : Pull down Self-Acceptance; then click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth; and Acknowledge your Limitations.


    Customer : Okay, done.

    Tech Support : Now, copy them to the "My Heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your Recycle Bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

    Customer : Got it . Hey ! My heart is filling up with new files. Smile is playing on my monitor and Peace and ,,,,,,,,,,,,*ment are copying themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal ?


    Tech Support : Sometimes. For others it takes awhile, but eventually everything gets it at the proper time. So Love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up. Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you


    Customer: Thank you



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  3. إبراهيم ناصر

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    that's a good one Samiah

    I think I seen it in the mejlis before

    but it's a very nice topic

    thank you so much
     
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  5. عــاهد

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    And how do you uninstall it??
    once your heart drive crashes?
     
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  7. الشاب عادل

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    or some hacker enters it lol
     
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  9. عــاهد

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

    بس خباله قدك كبير :mad:

    Thats not funny.

    what are you laughing at?

    Oh pardon me you're an elder, sorry:D


    عيب والله انك اهيل واحد في تعز يا جدو لا تزعل
    انا الا امزح معاك ههههههههههه
     
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  11. iBn Al-YeMeN

    iBn Al-YeMeN قلم فضي

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    good one sis..thanks
     
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  13. الشاب عادل

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    i've never seen a person more bora3i then u ahad

    if u dont know what bora3i means review Alshab ElMe3zbi's book

    الكلمات الفنية في المناطق الحركية
     
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  15. عــاهد

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    And where can i get that book from???????
    Does this grand pa also have a library besides the book?


    One word gramps.................your too old to call your self single.

    Wait Wait
    and is this a song by mohammed abdu too (الكلمات الفنية في المناطق الحركية)



    halawtk ya br3ey.

    Shooof don't get aggressive, i am only kidding. So Open galbk.

    salam dawg .LOL
     
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    who's grandpa....grandpa is t.k he's over 26 lol

    i'm not even 21 yet :D
     
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  19. عــاهد

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    What R U talking about????

    You said you're 24.

    and leave T_K alone man. khaley lah halah.
     

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