GEORGE BUSH IS NOT STUPID CONVENTION

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    In the light of all the criticism that George Bush is an idiot, the Republicans decide to hold a "George Bush Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.

    Trent Lott says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that George Bush is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce President George Bush."

    After the cheers die down. Lott says "Mr. President, we're going to prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid. So tell us, what is 15 plus 15?"

    Bush, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!"

    Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000 Republicans start cheering, "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"

    Trent Lott says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

    After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Bush meekly asks "Ninety?"

    Trent Lott is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened.

    But then Bush starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Republicans begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"

    Lott, unsure whether he's doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

    Bush looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute, proudly announces "Four."

    A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out.

    All 80,000 Republicans jump to their feet.

    These GOP partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and create a deafening roar:

    "GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE!"
     
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  3. إبراهيم ناصر

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    will I don't agree with you from the title

    so I didn't read what you wrot :D e
     
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

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    so u dont think he is more then stupid??????????
     
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  7. إبراهيم ناصر

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    I do

    he is stupid like his father used to be
     
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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    so u could read it - because its shows only, how stupid he is...........:D
     
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  11. الشاب عادل

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    looooooooooooooooool that's a harsh one on the fellow republicans!!!
     
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  13. ابراهيم صياد

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    Nice one you just proofed that bush and republicans are stupid
     
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  15. keep it real

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    :eek:i dont think hes stupid at all hes playing with the whole world i think our presidents are the stupid ones
     
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  17. Rita Alshoaibi

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    u r right
    and thanks for giving the comment

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  19. Rita Alshoaibi

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    exactly
    and thanks for the reply


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