LAUGH or HANDLE THE TRUeTH

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  1. yemen_samurai

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    The Husband Store!

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman
    may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
    de......ion of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
    shopper ascends the
    flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a
    particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
    down except to exit the
    building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
    extremely good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good
    looking and help with the housework.


    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
    gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
    reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
    floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    please.


    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the
    building, and have a nice day!
     
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  3. yemen_samurai

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    The Husband Store!

    A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman
    may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
    de......ion of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

    There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
    shopper ascends the
    flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a
    particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back
    down except to exit the
    building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
    Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

    The second floor sign reads:
    Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

    The third floor sign reads:
    Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
    extremely good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.


    She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
    Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good
    looking and help with the housework.


    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"



    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
    Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead
    gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
    reads:
    Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this
    floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to
    please.


    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the
    building, and have a nice day!
     
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    [​IMG]





    but



    [frame="1 50"]in the same time the moral is:


    if u want to much u will get nothing[/frame]




    thanks a lot
    and u did a god job - im waiting for more


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  7. Rita Alshoaibi

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    [​IMG]





    but



    [frame="1 50"]in the same time the moral is:


    if u want to much u will get nothing[/frame]




    thanks a lot
    and u did a god job - im waiting for more


    [​IMG]
     
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  9. maram

    maram عضو فعّال

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    hhhhhhhhhhhh

    woooooooow

    that was a good one

    thanks for sharing

    want to read more topics
     
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  11. maram

    maram عضو فعّال

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    hhhhhhhhhhhh

    woooooooow

    that was a good one

    thanks for sharing

    want to read more topics
     
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  13. yemen_samurai

    yemen_samurai عضو متميّز

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    thanks
    wait for more after my exams
    meanwhile , please keep praying for me
     
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  15. yemen_samurai

    yemen_samurai عضو متميّز

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    thanks
    wait for more after my exams
    meanwhile , please keep praying for me
     
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  17. yemen_samurai

    yemen_samurai عضو متميّز

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    thanks , MARAM
    u too pray for me
     
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  19. yemen_samurai

    yemen_samurai عضو متميّز

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    thanks , MARAM
    u too pray for me
     

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