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  1. maram

    maram عضو فعّال

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    tell me witch 1 u like the most

    1#
    A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
    The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
    The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
    The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"



    #2
    Ateacher asked a student to write 55.
    Student asked: How?
    Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
    The student wrote 5 and stopped.
    teacher: What are you waiting for?
    student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!


    #3
    Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
    Man: I offer you myself.
    Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.

    Man: I want to share everything with you.
    Woman: Let's start from your bank account.


    4#
    Teacher: Why are you late?
    Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
    Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
    Student: No. I was standing on it


    5#
    Teacher: Do you have trouble making decisions?
    Student: Well...yes and no.


    hope ya enjoy
     
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  3. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    #2
    Ateacher asked a student to write 55.
    Student asked: How?
    Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
    The student wrote 5 and stopped.
    teacher: What are you waiting for?
    student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!



    that was funny Maram

    I am waiting for the next ones
     
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  5. Muthanna

    Muthanna قلم ذهبي

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    hhhhhhhhh Thanks Maram for this nice collection of jokes

    may I add one more joke ?
    ..... I found this joke about teacher who told his students
    ( You know you're making progress in English when you speak in English, think in English, and dream in English.

    One day a student came into the class very excited and said, "Teacher, Teacher, last night I dreamt in English." The teacher said, "That's wonderful. What did you dream about?" And the student said, "I don't know, it was in English." )
     
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  7. Rita Alshoaibi

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    i liked them all, but my favorite is nr. 1
    thx a lot for giving all this jokes
    [​IMG]
     
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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    good one - thanks for sharing
    [​IMG]
     
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  11. maram

    maram عضو فعّال

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    thanks for sharing Muthanna that was a good 1

    and thanks to all of ya for passing by
     
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  13. maram

    maram عضو فعّال

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    inshallah i will share more and want to hear from ya as will
     
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    maram عضو فعّال

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    1#
    is my favorite 2

    thanks Rita for the nice comment
     
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    really I like all them but the first one is the best
    thank u and we are waiting 4 .....m
     
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  19. maram

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    thanks 2 u brother 4 passing by

    and inshallah i will post more in the future


    :D lolz
     

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