laugh about marriage

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  1. محمد علي

    محمد علي قلم ماسي

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    All of a sudden, being single doesn't seem that bad...






    CASE # 1



    Getting married is like going to a restaurant with

    friends. You order

    what you want, then when you see what the other

    fellow has, you wish you

    had ordered that.




    CASE # 2



    At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,

    "Aren't you wearing

    your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other

    replied, "Yes, I am. I

    married the wrong man."







    CASE # 3



    Before a man is married, he is incomplete.

    Then when he is married, he is finished.





    CASE # 4

    Marriage is an institution in which a man losses

    his bachelor's degree

    and the woman gets her master's status.







    CASE # 5



    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much

    does it cost to get

    married??"

    And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm

    still paying for it."





    CASE # 6



    Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some

    parts of Africa , a

    man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

    Dad : "! That happens in most countries son ."


    CASE # 7



    Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what

    real happiness was

    until I got married, and then it was too late."



    CASE # 8





    A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the

    husband gives an

    the

    wife takes.







    CASE # 9






    When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.

    But when a ten-year


    married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?



    CASE # 10



    Married life is very frustrating. In the first

    year of marriage, the

    man speaks and the woman listens. In the second

    year, the woman speaks and

    the man listens. In the third year, they both

    speak and the neighbours



    listen.







    CASE # 11


    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You

    know, I was a fool

    when I married you."

    And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in

    love and didn't

    notice it."







    CASE # 12


    A man inserted an 'ad' in the

    classified : "Wife

    wanted".

    The next day,! he received hundreds letters.

    They all said the same thing "You can have mine."





    CASE # 13





    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,

    you can be sure of

    one thing: either the car is new or his wife is

    new.







    CASE # 14







    A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made

    my husband a
    millionaire. " And what was he before you married
    him?" the friend asked.

    The woman



    replied, "A multimillionaire."
     
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  3. العامري

    العامري قلم ذهبي

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    طــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــيــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــــب

    مبروك يا قلبي
    متئ العرس
     
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  5. محمد علي

    محمد علي قلم ماسي

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    شهررررررررر سبعه:D
     
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  7. حبيب قلبي

    حبيب قلبي عضو نشيط

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    منقوووووووووووووووووووووووووووووول من قسم النجليزي



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  9. محمد علي

    محمد علي قلم ماسي

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    من خالك صادق يا روحي
     
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  11. حبيب قلبي

    حبيب قلبي عضو نشيط

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    انا عارف وقد كتبته قبلك ياشييييييييييييييييييييييييييخ


    قبل سبوووووووووووووعين
     
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  13. حبيب قلبي

    حبيب قلبي عضو نشيط

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    حــــــــــــــــــــــذف الموضوع
     
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  15. YeMeNiA_4_EvEr

    YeMeNiA_4_EvEr قلم ماسي

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    قسم الانجليزي الحافه التانيه :D
     
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  17. عــاهد

    عــاهد مشرف سابق

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    اذا ما عتتزوش استعد للعذااااااااب

    عذاب الحب ارعب عذاب خاصه اذا كان من جهه واحده.
     
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  19. أبو جعفرالمنصور

    أبو جعفرالمنصور عضو

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    I do not believe

    go east or west marriage is the best
     

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