How To Call The Police When You Are Old And Don't Move Fast Anymore

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  1. Muthanna

    Muthanna قلم ذهبي

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    Not that any of you are old but I thought is was a great suggestion on how to get the police to come to your home faster!!!!!!
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    HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DONT MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

    George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

    George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

    George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

    "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

    Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips ' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

    One of the Policemen said to George : "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

    George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

    (True Story ) I LOVE IT.

    HAS TAKEN
     
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  3. Wind Of Change

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    smart george
    wow....now i hv a backup plan
    although, i hope i wont use it........i'll sure do if i hv to
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    nice one Muthanna
    thanx "for saving my life"<----------- just in case
     
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  5. Muthanna

    Muthanna قلم ذهبي

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    :)
    hhhhhhhhh you're most welcome , I am afraid that's not going to work the way it worked with this guy so you have to learn other skills ... maybe you should learn a little bit about fighting ... good luck .. thank you for your funny comment ....
     
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  7. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thx muthanna
    i was thinking to take that, if i need the police
    but
    i hope there is no need to call them

    anyways the story was really funny - u did a good job


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  9. Muthanna

    Muthanna قلم ذهبي

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    May Almighty Allah save you from bad luck. May bad luck never touch you. May you never hear bad news ....
    I really appreciate your pass ...
     

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