Yemenia airline

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  1. Muthanna

    Muthanna قلم ذهبي

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    Alsalam 3alaykom... ( Good day)

    This is your captain Mes3ed 3abdeh Abu Rabal Welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Yemenia Airlines.

    We apologize for the four-days delay in taking off, it was due to bad
    weather.

    This is flight 717 to Sana'a Airport. Landing there is not guaranteed,
    but we will end up somewhere in Yemen. And, if luck is in our favor,
    we may even be landing on your village!

    Yemenia Airlines has an excellent safety-record.. In fact, our safety
    standards are so high , that even terrorists are afraid to fly with
    us!

    It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of
    our passengers have reached their destination.

    If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can
    arrange to turn them off!

    We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be
    shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our
    movie buffs, we will be flying right next to MEA Airlines,where their
    movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.

    There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!

    In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
    possible for the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do
    let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!

    Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off
    and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a
    seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And,
    for those of you who can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in
    touch with a stewardess who will explain how to fasten yourself to
    your suitcase."

    "Thanking you all for choosing Yemenia Airlines to fly for the first
    and last time"


    Wish You a nice trip,
    Captain Mes3ed 3abdeh Abu Rabal

    HAS TAKEN
     
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  3. shareef

    shareef قلم فضي

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    I don't agree whith whoever wrote this, Yemen Airways have one of the best srevice in the airlines business
     
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

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    i enjoyed to read it , it was soooooooooo funny

    thx a lot for this topic

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Muthanna

    Muthanna قلم ذهبي

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    First of all , thank you very much for your comment , secondly you said your opinion and I respect it , but I agree with who has written this topic , yes I know he is exaggerating, of course, but I am afraid Yemenia Airlines are not good enough to compare it to other Airlines , I have a lot of friends who are working there and they told me that our Yemenia Airlines have taken a turn for the worse , so let's face it , there's no need to cover up the situation , I myself have traveled on Yemenia Airways many times and I saw how anyone can seat wherever he wants to without any problem , and what about the crew they are the worst crew I have ever seen in my life , they are chewing Quat all the night and in the morning they are very exhausted , they can't even smile , look Shareef I didn't post this topic to argue with anyone , I just wanted to make you smile by saying jokes about our Yemenia airlines , so relax and I hope that you liked those jokes .
     
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  9. Muthanna

    Muthanna قلم ذهبي

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    It's my pleasure , In fact, this topic wasn’t just funny . As I read, I started to smile, then to giggle, then to chuckle, and soon I was laughing so hard that tears ran down my face.
     
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  11. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    very humerous

    thanks for sharing






    TK
     
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  13. الشاب عادل

    الشاب عادل قلم ماسي

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    I read it once as Egyptian AirLines, I guess people change it around and make different versions:D nice topic!
     
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  15. Muthanna

    Muthanna قلم ذهبي

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    It's my pleasure to share with you every interesting thing I have , and thank you for coming around ....
     
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  17. Muthanna

    Muthanna قلم ذهبي

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    It's my pleasure to share with you every interesting thing I have , and thank you for coming around ....
     
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  19. Muthanna

    Muthanna قلم ذهبي

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    It's my pleasure to share with you every interesting thing I have , and thank you for coming around ....
     

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