Laugh about Marriage

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  1. حبيب قلبي

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    All of a sudden, being single doesn't seem that bad...











    CASE # 1







    Getting married is like going to a restaurant with



    friends. You order



    what you want, then when you see what the other



    fellow has, you wish you



    had ordered that.







    CASE # 2







    At the cocktail party, one woman said to another,



    "Aren't you wearing



    your wedding ring on the wrong finger??" The other



    replied, "Yes, I am. I



    married the wrong man."







    CASE # 3







    Before a man is married, he is incomplete.



    Then when he is married, he is finished.







    CASE # 4







    Marriage is an institution in which a man losses



    his bachelor's degree



    and the woman gets her master's status.







    CASE # 5







    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much



    does it cost to get



    married??"



    And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm



    still paying for it."







    CASE # 6







    Young son : "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some



    parts of Africa , a



    man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"



    Dad : "! That happens in most countries son ."







    CASE # 7







    Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what



    real happiness was



    until I got married, and then it was too late."







    CASE # 8







    A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the



    husband gives and



    the

    wife takes.







    CASE # 9







    When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.



    But when a ten-year



    married man looks happy, we wonder why. Affair ?







    CASE # 10







    Married life is very frustrating. In the first



    year of marriage, the



    man speaks and the woman listens. In the second



    year, the woman speaks and



    the man listens. In the third year, they both



    speak and the neighbours



    listen.







    CASE # 11







    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You



    know, I was a fool



    when I married you."



    And the husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in



    love and didn't



    notice it."







    CASE # 12







    A man inserted an 'ad' in the

    classified : "Wife



    wanted".



    The next day,! he received hundreds letters.



    They all said the same thing "You can have mine."







    CASE # 13







    When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,



    you can be sure of



    one thing: either the car is new or his wife is



    new.







    CASE # 14







    A woman was telling her friend : "It is I who made



    my husband a



    millionaire. " And what was he before you married



    him?" the friend asked.



    The woman



    replied, "A multimillionaire."





    :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
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  3. maram

    maram عضو فعّال

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    wow
    That was funny
    now i have 2 think twice before thinking of marriage lol:confused:

    thanks brother :D
     
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  5. حبيب قلبي

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    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah becarefull
    ;)
     
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  7. Ammar altaweel

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    Wooooooooooooow

    What can we do ? I think there is no other choice just go ahead and do it and be patient.
     
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  9. Ammar altaweel

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    Wooooooooooooow

    What can we do ? I think there is no other choice just go ahead and do it and be patient.
     
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  11. Rita Alshoaibi

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    that was really funny, u made me laugh a lot
    thx for the funny topic

    [​IMG]
     
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  13. Rita Alshoaibi

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    that was really funny, u made me laugh a lot
    thx for the funny topic

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  15. T_K

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    hahaaaaaaaaa

    very funnyyyyyy
    thanks man .. u made
    me laugh



    TK
     
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  17. Muthanna

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    It's really funny ,good point & I think it's real but not absolutely
     
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  19. saleh mubarak

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    thanks alot my dear the topic is really interesting and so funny .. we need also to think in depth before geting to plan who are we going to get married to, its the life partner and we have to choose carefully and the most important thing is the beauty, religin and the behaviour


    best regardsssssssssssssssssssssssssss
     

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