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الكاتب : Rita Alshoaibi   المشاهدات : 454   الردود : 9    ‏2007-04-22
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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    Customer: I'm not very technical, but I just received LOVE and think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

    CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?

    Customer: Yes, I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

    CS Rep: What programs are running ma'am?

    Customer: Let me see... I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

    CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PAST HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE. However, you have to completely turn of GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?

    Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

    CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

    Customer: Okay, I'm done. LOVE has started installing it's self automatically. Is that normal?

    CS Rep: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

    Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

    CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEART'S in order to get the upgrades.

    Customer: Oops... I have an error message already. What should I do?

    CS Rep: What does the message say?

    Customer: It says "ERROR 412 - PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS." What does that mean?

    CS Rep: Don't worry ma'am, that's a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means you have to "LOVE" your own machine before it can "LOVE" others.

    Customer: So what should I do?

    CS Rep: Can you find the directory called SELF-ACCEPTANCE?

    Customer: Yes, I have it.

    CS Rep: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

    Customer: Thank you.

    CS Rep: You're welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the MYHEART directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

    Customer: Got it Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and .......MENT.COM are coping themselves all over my HEART!

    CS Rep: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go...

    Customer: Yes?

    CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.





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  3. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    ههههههههههههههههههههههههه

    thank you so much Rita
    you always bring funny jokes
    keep it up
     
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  5. عــاهد

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    Rita: serious, hardworking, and at the same time humorous.

    that's all i could say.
     
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    wooooooooooooow great indeed..
    its very good conversation
    thanks alot
    go ahead to other meaningfull conversations

    best regardsssssssssssssssssssssss
     
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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thx a lot ibrahem
    im glad that u liked it and u are most welcome


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  11. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thx a lot ibrahem
    im glad that u liked it and u are most welcome


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  13. Rita Alshoaibi

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    puuhhhhhhhhh what nice words?
    u made me feel speechless now

    thank u a lot for this kind comment

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  15. Rita Alshoaibi

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    puuhhhhhhhhh what nice words?
    u made me feel speechless now

    thank u a lot for this kind comment

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  17. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thank u so much for this kind feedback
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  19. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thank u so much for this kind feedback
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