An Imam and His Horse (LOOOOOL!!!!)

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  1. samiah

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    Salam :D

    An Imam was selling his horse in the market. An interested buyer came to him and requested if he could get a test drive. The Imam told the man that this horse is unique. In order to make it walk, you have to say Subhanallah. To make it run, you have to say Alhamdulillah and to make it stop, you have to say Allahu Akbar. The man sat on the horse and said Subhanallah. The horse started to walk. Then he said Alhamdulillah and it started to run. He kept saying Alhamdulillah and the horse started running faster and faster. All of a sudden the man noticed that the horse is running towards the edge of the hill that he was riding on. Being overly fearful, he forgot how to stop the horse. He kept saying all these words out of confusion. When the horse was just near the edge, he remembered Allahu Akbar and said it out loud. The horse stopped just one step away from the edge. The man took a deep breath, looked up towards the sky and said Alhamdulillah
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    W3leekum asslam
    nice story
    But what did the horse do after looking upward to the
    sky and saying Alhamdullah at the last sentence:D :D
    The Horse Flew:D :D :D Right!!!!???
    Thx samiah for the nice joke
     
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

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    loooooooooooooooooooollllllllll, that was a funny one - i couldnt stop laughing
    thx a lot SAMIAH
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  7. حنين الغد

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    i can't stop laughing it's sooooooooooo funny wallah
    very nice joke
    thanks samiah
     
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  9. T_K

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    what a way to get someone to say Allahu Akbar lol

    that was a nice and funny story Samiah
    but I wonder if the horse was smart enough
    not to fall off?!!1



    TK
     
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  11. عــاهد

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    lol good one
    i hope we could use that method on sinners
     
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    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    that was a gooood 1
     
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    hahahah
    you know what!! I might not exclude the flying part,
    jokes can be imaginary.
    I think the Imam and horse both said the Shadah
    :D on their way down the edge of the mountain.

    nice to see you back
    thanks for the pass
     
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    I can tell you laughed a lot

    I did too, when I first read it

    :D
    Thanks Ritaaaaa
     
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    Intesaaaaaaaaaar
    :D how many times did I told you not to laugh on the floor



    Thanks for commenting
     

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