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  1. حبيب قلبي

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    Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
    Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

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    Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
    A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
    Continue to do so.

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    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and no.

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    Stress Reliever # 1

    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

    Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
    picture and the problem disappears.

    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

    Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
    there be greater than this one?"

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    Stress Reliever # 2

    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
    lighten your burden.

    Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
    troubles.

    Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

    _______________________________________________________

    Stress Reliever # 3

    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up
    my seat to a lady.

    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

    Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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    Stress Reliever # 4

    A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
    hadn't left me a fortune?"

    "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
    YOU A FORTUNE"

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    Stress Reliever # 5

    Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

    Son: "My friend just borrow! ed it. He wants to scare his parents."

    ________________________________________________________

    Stress Reliever # 6

    Interviewer to Milionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
    millionaire?"

    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married
    her?"

    Millionaire: " Billionaire"

    __________________________________________________________

    Stress Reliever # 7

    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

    The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

    _________________________________________________________

    Stress Reliever # 8

    A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me my pretty face
    or my ...y body?"

    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.
     
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    hay guys

    Do u like it or no?

    and
    Are they sweeeeeeeeeeeet jokes or not???

    plz if u ve,,, send it don't wait
     
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    A cow came to a psycologist crying and wheeping

    Mr. psycology is trying to figure out what is the problem he gave the cow some grass some milk some cheese
    trying to calm her down

    She looked to the doctor with the tears slideing on her cheeks saying

    Mr. psycology " I discovered recently that my husband is an ox " lool
     
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    Well they kind a reliever after a big struggle with my damaged car

    at least i forgot about it for couple of minutes
     
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    thanks a lot for all this jokes
    i laughed a lot

    [​IMG]


    and im waiting for more topics
     
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    thanks a lot for all this jokes
    i laughed a lot

    [​IMG]


    and im waiting for more topics
     
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    good one
    so i want to say for that
    [​IMG]
     
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    good one
    so i want to say for that
    [​IMG]
     
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    thannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnks alot for nicely jokes
     
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    thannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnks alot for nicely jokes
     

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