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  1. samiah

    samiah مشرف سابق

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    Two New Ears

    A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good surgeon in Sweden and went to him.
    The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."
    After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.
    The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."
    "The Surgeon: Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."
    "The patient: You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing

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    Call Your Child's School!


    Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your child's school.
    In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection:
    To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1.
    To make excuses for why your child did not do his/her work - Press 2.
    To complain about what we do - Press 3.
    To cuss out staff members - Press 4.
    To ask why you did not get needed Press 5
    information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you
    If you want us to raise your child - Press 6.
    If you want to reach out and slap or hit someone - Press 7.
    To request another teacher for the third time this year - Press 8.
    To complain about bus transportation - Press 9.
    To complain about school lunches - Press 0.
    If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behavior,
    class work and homework, and that it is not the teacher's fault for your child's lack of effort, please hang up and have a nice day


    Copied:)



    I hope you like the jokes
    :D and my lovely Spring colors I threw up there
     
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  3. saleh mubarak

    saleh mubarak عضو

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    hahahhahahhahahhahha
    thankinggggggggggggggggggggg you
    vry good jokes

    best regardssssssssssssssssssssssssss
     
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  5. المتوكل بالله

    المتوكل بالله عضو فعّال

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    funny joke
    but why he cannot understand what he hears:D :D
     
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  7. العربي اليماني

    العربي اليماني عضو نشيط

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    very funny jokes samiah
    here is a joke about answering machine


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    Answering machine message

    I'm sorry but my answering machine is out of order. I am leaving a broken CD player in its place. It can't take messages either. In fact, it can't even play you a nice tune while you wait to not leave a message.

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    a medical joke too

    A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help

    Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance

    Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance
     
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  9. samiah

    samiah مشرف سابق

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    Thankssssssssssssss for passing and commenting:D
     
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    samiah مشرف سابق

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    Ummm, I think because we girls have
    the capability to multi-task

    so we can hear, understand and work at the same time

    moreover, we don't get confused or annoyed by it, which does not :rolleyes: work for a man.
     
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  13. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    loooooooooooool
    I like them
    Thanks Sister
    Keep 'em Coming
     
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  15. حبيب قلبي

    حبيب قلبي عضو نشيط

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    sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet joke


    thx alot
     
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  17. samiah

    samiah مشرف سابق

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    Halaaa, Sami
    Thanks for passing
     
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    samiah مشرف سابق

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    glad you find them sweeeeet

    Thanks for passing by
    :)
     

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