?!What happens if an INSECT falls in a cup of coffee

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  1. عــاهد

    عــاهد مشرف سابق

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    !IF AN INSECT FELL IN A CUP OF COFFEE

    The British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good


    The American: will get the insect out and drink the
    coffee



    .The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee


    :The Israeli will


    (1)
    Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese


    (2)
    Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure


    (3)
    Accuse the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons


    (4)
    Keep on crying about anti-semitism and violations of human rights


    (5)
    Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee


    (6)
    Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip


    (7)
    Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and electricity from Palestinian houses and randomly shoot everyone around


    (8)
    Ask the United States for urgent military support and a loan of one million dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee


    (9)
    Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner by making him offer free coffee to him till the end of the century


    (10)
    Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be standing still, not even sympathizing with the Israeli Nation


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    copied
     
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  3. a_k_m

    a_k_m عضو

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    HHHHHHHHHHHHH VERY FUNNY.

    and that what's happening
     
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    its soooooooooooooooo funny and im sure, it will happen like this

    so i say

    [​IMG]
     
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  7. Hunting-Lover

    Hunting-Lover قلم ذهبي

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    And the UN will take it as a serious problem that threatens the national security, and replys right away

    Good one... Thx alot brother
     
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  9. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

    that is so funyyyyyyyyy
    but also so trueeeeeee


    TK
     
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  11. Bero

    Bero الجهاز الإداري

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    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw...really..it is a great participation....This is what is happening recently...Alas


    Bero
     
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  13. Bero

    Bero الجهاز الإداري

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    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw...really..it is a great participation....This is what is happening recently...Alas


    Bero
     
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  15. bash

    bash عضو متميّز

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    not true
    funny but not true
    shalom
     

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