Stress Reliever

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  1. samiah

    samiah مشرف سابق

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    enjoy
    :D

    Stress Reliever #1

    Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

    Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
    your picture and the problem disappears.

    Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

    Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other
    problem Can there be greater than this one?


    Stress Reliever # 2

    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
    and lighten your burden.

    Boy: It"s very kind of you, darling, But I don"t have any worries or
    troubles.

    Girl: Well that is because we aren"t married yet.



    Stress Reliever #3

    Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
    give up my seat to a lady.

    Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

    Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy"s lap.



    Stress Reliever # 4

    A newly married man asked his wife : "Would you have married me if my
    father hadn"t left me a fortune?" "Honey,"

    the woman replied : sweetly, "I"d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
    YOU A FORTUNE"



    Stress Reliever # 6

    Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a
    millionaire?"

    Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

    Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you
    married her?"

    Millionaire: "A Billionaire"





    I hope you all noticed the lovely spring colors I threw up there
    :D :D
    :p
     
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  3. mohamadalfahd

    mohamadalfahd عضو نشيط

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    ofcourse, the colors just fit the jokes
    thanx
     
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  5. samiah

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    glad u liked them
    :)
    Thanks for the nice pass
     
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  7. آلاشرف

    آلاشرف قلم ماسي

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    Stress Reliever # 2

    Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
    and lighten your burden.

    Boy: It"s very kind of you, darling, But I don"t have any worries or
    troubles.

    Girl: Well that is because we aren"t married yet.



    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :D :D

    so funny thanks samiah :)
     
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  9. HOPELESS

    HOPELESS عضو

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    so nice, so funny
    I like them all
     
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  11. samiah

    samiah مشرف سابق

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    it's nice to see u in the forum
    :)
    Thanks for passing by
     
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  13. samiah

    samiah مشرف سابق

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    thanks for your comment

    by the way, I love the girl on your display picture
    she is sooooo cute
    .
     
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  15. حنين الغد

    حنين الغد قلم فضي

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    hahahahah
    soo funny i loved them:p

    thanks samiah
     
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  17. الشاب عادل

    الشاب عادل قلم ماسي

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    spring .? aren't we still in winter time :D but nice stress reliever stuff
     
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  19. samiah

    samiah مشرف سابق

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    intesaaaaaaar, I miss u girl
    :p
     

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