funny English class

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  1. samiah

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    TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA : Here it is
    TEACHER : Correct,Now class, who discovered America
    !CLASS : Mariaaa
    ________ _________ _________

    TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank

    FRANK : Because of the sign.

    TEACHER : What sign

    ".FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow

    ____________ _________ _________

    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor
    !!JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables
    ____________ _________ _________

    "TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile
    GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L
    TEACHER : No, that's wrong
    GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
    ____________ _________ _________

    TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
    DONALD : H I J K L M N O
    TEACHER : What are you talking about

    !DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O
    ____________ _________ _________

    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago


    !!WINNIE : Me


    ____________ _________ _________

    TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty

    GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

    ___________ _________ _________



    "TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I
    ........MILLIE : I is

    "TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am

    MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
    ___________ _________ _________

    TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
    TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time
    ___________ _________ _________

    TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him

    LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    ____________ _________ _________

    TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating

    SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cooker.

    ____________ _________ _________

    TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his

    CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog
    ___________ _________ _________


    TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested

    HAROLD :
    A teacher



    :D
     
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  3. mohamadalfahd

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    those are really nice cllection; particularly the last one......
    thank you
     
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    soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    funny
    but the last one is the best


    TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested

    HAROLD :
    A teacher
     
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  7. العربي اليماني

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    What a class...I think there are no smarter classes
    ever..I mean idiot students...hehehe





    They are like Madrast al mushagbeen of adel Imam



    Thanks for the nice post
     
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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    i liked it so much , because it made me laugh

    thanks samiah for this nice topic

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    All of them were funny... But I wanna know what the teacher said after that..!!!lol
    Thx Samiah
     
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    Yup......... Teachers can be very boring

    Thanks mohamad
    best wishes
     
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    I wonder what were the teachers facial expressions at that moment

    lonley man
    Thanks for passing by
     
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    the only difference is , this is an English class
    and Adel imam's was an Arabic class, but I think no students exceeded madrasat al mushaghibeens foolishness yet.

    Thanks brother
     

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