about lawyers...........................

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation.

    The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of questions, ending with "How much is two plus two?"

    The engineer excused himself, and made a series of measurements and calculations before returning to the board room and announcing, "Four."

    The physicist was next interviewed, and was asked the same questions. Before answering the last question, he excused himself, made for the library, and did a great deal of research.

    After a consultation with the United States Bureau of Standards and many calculations, he also announced "Four."

    The lawyer was interviewed last, and was asked the same questions. At the end of his interview, before answering the last question, he drew all the shades in the room, looked outside the door to see if anyone was there, checked the telephone for listening devices, and asked "How much do you want it to be?"
     
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  3. Hunting-Lover

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    Lol
    But I have a question: No one of them had a calculator???
    The lawyer seems more intelligent...
    Thx Rita
     
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  5. mohamadalfahd

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    that is agood one, but not all of them.......;) hehe
    i'm planing to be a lawyer, but i dont want to be a lair
     
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  7. Hunting-Lover

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    we had an arguement about that, and the conclusion that we came up with that lawyers are liars... lol
    I wish u won't be one of them
     
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  9. mohamadalfahd

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    i agree that there are some lawyers who are lairs, but still there are many who are good people who help people get their rights
    after all, sometime they use puns
     
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  11. Rita Alshoaibi

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    lol...........if u want to see it in this way - u are sooooooooooo right


    thx for the reply
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  13. Rita Alshoaibi

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    wallah - i know that u not be one of this crazy lawyers..............hehe
    we will do ur job sooooooooooooooo good, im sure of that


    best wishes


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