Q: What do monsters make with cars? A: Traffic Jam Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor? A: Mumbo Jumbo Q: Why did the pony cough? A: He was a little hoarse! Q: What do sheep do on sunny days? A: Have a baa - baa - cue! Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty? A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet! Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches? A: In a Launch box Q: What do you call the pub on Mars? A: A Mars Bar! Q: Why did the ......hip land outside your bedroom? A: I must have left the landing light on Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen? A: Spatula! Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance? A: He had no body to go with!