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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    Q: What do monsters make with cars?
    A: Traffic Jam

    Q: What do you call the elephant witch doctor?
    A: Mumbo Jumbo

    Q: Why did the pony cough?
    A: He was a little hoarse!

    Q: What do sheep do on sunny days?
    A: Have a baa - baa - cue!

    Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
    A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!

    Q: Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches?
    A: In a Launch box

    Q: What do you call the pub on Mars?
    A: A Mars Bar!

    Q: Why did the ......hip land outside your bedroom?
    A: I must have left the landing light on

    Q: What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
    A: Spatula!

    Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
    A: He had no body to go with!
     
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  3. إبراهيم ناصر

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    What is the difference a nigger and a packet of shit??

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