a man met a genie

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.

    The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death
     
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    A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.

    The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death
     
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    i think the is stupid?....he has to ask to have something never gone
     
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    i think the is stupid?....he has to ask to have something never gone
     
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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    jup - thats sooooooooooooooo right

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    That was not bad joke

    Another man found a Yemeni Genie so right away he explained to him that he can't give him certain things.
    1- he can't bring back the dead
    2- he can't give him very expensive stuff because of budget problems
    3- There is no longer 3 wishes it has been reduced to one wish again because of budget problems
    4- you can't wish for more wishes

    So the man thought about it and said I want the latest model BMW
    The genie said hold on and took out the calculator
    after 5 minutes he told him it was too much

    The man looked depressed, but than thought of something else
    He went home and brought his fat ugly wife and told the genie
    Ok this one is not an expensive wish
    Just make her beautiful

    The Genie thought about it for 10 minutes
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    Then he told him what kind of car was it you wanted
    I think it would be easier
     

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