Elementary, Mr President

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    One day George Bush is going to give a speech at an Elementary School. He asks the teacher what the children are studying and she replies that they are learning about Greek Tragedies. So the President decides to talk about Tragedies. He asks a student, "What would you consider to be a tragedy?"

    The kid thinks for awhile and then says, " If a boy is running after a ball into a street and gets run over by a car and dies."

    Bush responds, "No, I don't think that's a tragedy... that's an accident." Then Bush asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.

    The kid says, "If a bus full of kids drives over a cliff and they all die."

    This time Bush says, "I don't think that's a tragedy... I think that's a great loss." So again Bush asks another kid to give an example of a tragedy.

    The kid responds, "If you and Dick Chenney are on Air Force One and it crashes."

    "Right!" says Bush to the kid. "That would be a tragedy... how did you ever know that?"

    Quickly, the kid replies, " Because I know it's not an accident and I know it's not a great loss."

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    Mr Bush is one of the presidents that will stay in the hearts of millions,


    loooooooooooooooooooooool


    I like his jokes

    but i don't like him
     
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    Thank You Rita for the nice joke about the monkeys grandson... I really got tired of mentioning his name... I think he does not even deserve that... We want to keep our forum clean of stupid names such as that... But you are the decision maker and I'm the follower... Thanks Again
    The Yafaian Hunter
     
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    some one in this list says he will be in our memory as the asswhole president.....................lol
    i dont like him too


    thx for ur reply



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    hunting_lover u really made me laugh about "monkeys grandson".... thats really a nice name for him

    so thx a lot for writing this


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