lessons in life - from the president

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    DAD - Son, come in here, we need to talk.

    SON - What's up, Dad?

    DAD - There's a scratch down the side of the car. Did you do it?

    SON - I don't believe; if I understand the definition of "scratch the car"; that I can say, truthfully,that I scratched the car.

    DAD - Well, it wasn't there yesterday, and you drove the car last night, and no one else has driven it since. How can you explain the scratch?

    SON - Well, as I've said before, I have no recollection of scratching the car. While it is true that I did take the car out last night, I did not scratch it.

    DAD - But your sister, Monica, has told me she saw you back the car against the mailbox at the end of the driveway, heard a loud scraping sound, saw you get out to examine the car, and then drive away. So again I'll ask you, yes or no, did you scratch the car?

    SON - Oh, you mean you think you have evidence to prove I scratched it. Well, you see, I understood you to mean did "I" scratch the car. I stand by my earlier statement, that I did not scratch the car.

    DAD - Are you trying to tell me you didn't drive the car into the mailbox?

    SON - Well, you see sir, I was trying to drive the car into the street. I mishandled the steering of the car, and it resulted in direct contact with the mailbox, though that was clearly not my intent.

    DAD - So you are then saying that you did hit the mailbox?

    SON - No sir, that's not my statement. I'll refer you back to my original statement that I did not scratch the car.

    DAD - But the car did hit the mailbox, and the car did get scratched as a result of this contact?

    SON - Well, yes, I suppose you could look at it that way.

    DAD - So you lied to me when you said you did not scratch the car?

    SON - No. No, that's not correct. Your question was "Did I scratch the car?" From a strict legal definition, as I understood the meaning of that sentence, I did not scratch the car... the mailbox did... I was merely present when the scratching occurred. So my answer of "No" when you asked "Did I scratch the car" was legally correct, although I did not volunteer information.

    DAD - Where in the heck did you learn to be such a liar?

    SON - From The President of the United States.




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  3. Hunting-Lover

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    lol... wonderful and so funny he is not only such a liar he is one of the biggest criminals in the word...or the biggest...
    Thanks Alot About The hard Effor You Have Done, Thanks Again
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    The Yafaian Hunter
     
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

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    lol...................but when u really think in his way he was speaking always the truth.....................

    thank u for ur comment


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    This sounds like the Lewis Libby and Bush's media guy testifying if they did reveal the name of the CIA officer or not. 1
    Very funny
     
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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thank u sooooooooooo much for ur reply
    and the funny answer



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