the wifes cat

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home.
    The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away but the same thing happened.

    He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the cat kept on coming home before him. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right and so on until he reached what he thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat there.

    Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and asked her, "Is the cat there?" "Of course, why do you ask?" answered the wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat on the phone, I'm lost and I need directions."



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    Lool... good to go ...nice shot Sis .. keep going
     
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    gooooooooooooooood


    and keep it up
     
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    Nice story Rita....and so funny...Well done and keep on posting

    Bero
     
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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    SHOKRAN and thx for reply

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    thx for answering my topic

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    u r WELCOME always
     
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    I THANK U SO MUCH BERO AND U ARE ALWAYS SO MUCH WELCOME


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    llooll... I think he was supposed to follow the cat to go back
    Or he was supposed to get rid of him self rather than the cat
    Thxlolalotlolaboutlolthelolfunnylolstory
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  17. Hunting-Lover

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    llooll... I think he was supposed to follow the cat to go back
    Or he was supposed to get rid of him self rather than the cat
    Thxlolalotlolaboutlolthelolfunnylolstory
    The Yafaian Hunter
     
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  19. Rita Alshoaibi

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    yes thats right, he was supposed to do that


    but u know the true story from sanaa
    and its not a joke

    a man was really doing like this and the cat came back.

    then he got a falcon , made a rope an his feet and around the cat.
    when she was in the air and making "miau" he was saying "iraq" , for the next "miauing "iran" and the third time "then china"

    and

    he never saw her again



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