a butcher and a lawyer

الكاتب : Rita Alshoaibi   المشاهدات : 735   الردود : 15    ‏2007-01-31
      مشاركة رقم : 1    ‏2007-01-31
  1. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

    التسجيل :
    ‏2006-07-02
    المشاركات:
    11,468
    الإعجاب :
    0
    A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.
    The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
    The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
    "Then you owe me $12.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

    The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $12.50. A few days later the butcher receives a letter from the lawyer: "$45 due for consultation".
     
  2.   مشاركة رقم : 2    ‏2007-01-31
  3. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

    التسجيل :
    ‏2006-07-02
    المشاركات:
    11,468
    الإعجاب :
    0
    A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast.
    The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?"
    The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."
    "Then you owe me $12.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

    The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $12.50. A few days later the butcher receives a letter from the lawyer: "$45 due for consultation".
     
  4.   مشاركة رقم : 3    ‏2007-01-31
  5. google

    google عضو نشيط

    التسجيل :
    ‏2006-02-07
    المشاركات:
    381
    الإعجاب :
    0
    That lawyer must be a harvard graduate

    these were there lessons

    Thank you
    it was funny though
     
  6.   مشاركة رقم : 4    ‏2007-01-31
  7. google

    google عضو نشيط

    التسجيل :
    ‏2006-02-07
    المشاركات:
    381
    الإعجاب :
    0
    That lawyer must be a harvard graduate

    these were there lessons

    Thank you
    it was funny though
     
  8.   مشاركة رقم : 5    ‏2007-01-31
  9. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

    التسجيل :
    ‏2006-07-02
    المشاركات:
    11,468
    الإعجاب :
    0




    thank u so much for ur answer

    and be sure a lot of lawyers do it like this


    [​IMG]
     
  10.   مشاركة رقم : 6    ‏2007-01-31
  11. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

    التسجيل :
    ‏2006-07-02
    المشاركات:
    11,468
    الإعجاب :
    0




    thank u so much for ur answer

    and be sure a lot of lawyers do it like this


    [​IMG]
     
  12.   مشاركة رقم : 7    ‏2007-02-04
  13. Al_Sakkaf

    Al_Sakkaf عضو نشيط

    التسجيل :
    ‏2006-05-30
    المشاركات:
    356
    الإعجاب :
    0
    Hehez, well thats a good way to defend himself.
    Nice post Sis... keep going
     
  14.   مشاركة رقم : 8    ‏2007-02-04
  15. yemenreform

    yemenreform عضو متميّز

    التسجيل :
    ‏2007-01-28
    المشاركات:
    2,060
    الإعجاب :
    0
    nice joke :)
     
  16.   مشاركة رقم : 9    ‏2007-02-04
  17. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

    التسجيل :
    ‏2006-07-02
    المشاركات:
    11,468
    الإعجاب :
    0




    first of all i send u a warm "WELCOME "

    and i thank u so much for passing by

    [​IMG]
     
  18.   مشاركة رقم : 10    ‏2007-02-04
  19. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

    التسجيل :
    ‏2006-07-02
    المشاركات:
    11,468
    الإعجاب :
    0



    thx a lot for ur reply
    [​IMG]
     

مشاركة هذه الصفحة