Murphys Law

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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

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    1. The Law of Common Sense
    Never accept a drink from a urologist.

    2. The Law of Reality
    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

    3. The Law of Self Sacrifice
    When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

    4. The Law of Volunteering
    If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

    5. The Law of Avoiding Oversell
    When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

    6. The Law of Motivation
    Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

    7. Boob's Law
    You always find something in the last place you look.

    8. Wailer's Law
    Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

    9. Law of Probable Dispersal
    Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

    10. Law of Volunteer Labor
    People are always available for work in the past tense.

    11. Conway's Law
    In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on.
    That person must be fired.

    12. Iron Law of Distribution
    Them that has, gets.

    13. Law of Cybernetic Entomology
    There is always one more bug.

    14. Law of Drunkenness
    You can't fall off the floor.

    15. Heeler's Law
    The first myth of management is that it exists.

    16. Osborne's Law
    Variables won't; constants aren't.

    17. Main's Law
    For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

    18. Weinberg's Second Law
    If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs,
    then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.
     
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  3. إبراهيم ناصر

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    2. The Law of Reality
    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

    you are right Rita
    Thank you for the topic
     
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thank u so much for passing by

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    2. The Law of Reality
    Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose
    !this one is funny
    and also thx for the tip, lo.l
     
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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks so much for passing by


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