# Mathematics Life

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1. ### Beroالجهاز الإداري

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay \$20 for a \$10 item he needs.
A woman will pay \$10 for a \$20 item that she doesn't need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Bero

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3. ### T_Kقلم فضي

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All Very True And Wise

Thanks Bero

Tk

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5. ### Rita Alshoaibiمشرف سابق

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OK BERO

its funny ,but of course its right

so again thx for ur great job here

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7. ### devil may cryعضو نشيط

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!!this is realy funny and also true. thx for the video

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9. ### samiahمشرف سابق

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it's a true idea that we create our own reality...

bero nice topic

thanks

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11. ### المتوكل باللهعضو فعّال

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so funny and i think it comes true some times

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13. ### Beroالجهاز الإداري

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Thanxxxxxxx Guys.....

Bero

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15. ### عــاهدمشرف سابق

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17. ### إبراهيم ناصرمشرف سابق

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you are absolutly right with everything you said
Thank you so much Bero

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19. ### إبراهيم ناصرمشرف سابق

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you are absolutly right with everything you said
Thank you so much Bero