Mathematics Life

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  1. Bero

    Bero الجهاز الإداري

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    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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    OFFICE ARITHMETIC
    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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    SHOPPING MATH
    A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
    A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
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    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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    HAPPINESS
    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
    understand her at all.
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    LONGEVITY
    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
    more willing to die.
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    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


    Bero
     
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  3. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    All Very True And Wise

    Thanks Bero





    Tk
     
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  5. Rita Alshoaibi

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    OK BERO


    its funny ,but of course its right



    so again thx for ur great job here


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  7. devil may cry

    devil may cry عضو نشيط

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    !!this is realy funny and also true. thx for the video
     
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  9. samiah

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    it's a true idea that we create our own reality...


    bero nice topic

    thanks
     
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  11. المتوكل بالله

    المتوكل بالله عضو فعّال

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    so funny and i think it comes true some times
     
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  13. Bero

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    Thanxxxxxxx Guys.....:)

    Bero
     
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  15. عــاهد

    عــاهد مشرف سابق

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    MAN math every where even on the ye22 website i am not coming nomore
     
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  17. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    you are absolutly right with everything you said
    Thank you so much Bero
     
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  19. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    you are absolutly right with everything you said
    Thank you so much Bero
     

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