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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    A businessman walked into a bank in San Francisco and asked for the loan officer. He told the officer that he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The bank officer explained that the bank needed some kind of security for such a loan. So the businessman handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out, and the bank agreed to accept the car as collateral for the loan. A bank employee drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.
    Two weeks later, the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 with interest, which came to $15.41. The loan officer said, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The businessman replied, "Where else in San Francisco can I park my car for two weeks for only 15 bucks?"




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  3. T_K

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    loool

    da***** smart







    TK
     
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  5. العربي اليماني

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    Nice jokes...hehe...what a rare saver...this is the way to make money

    Here are some short business jokes hope you like it

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    I once knew a couple who were in the iron and steel business - she did the ironing, while he went out stealing

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    The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise
    visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant, he
    noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post
    "Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner
    angrily

    "Three hundred bucks," replied the young man

    Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner
    counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands, and
    said "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't come
    back!"

    Turning to one of the supervisors, he said "How long has
    that lazy bum been working here anyway?"

    "He doesn't work here," said the supervisor. "He was just
    here to deliver a pizza!"

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    Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters
    Pupil: Stop taking baths​
     
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  7. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks T_K for passing by




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  9. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks a lot for this jokes - i liked them so much


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  11. إبراهيم ناصر

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    nice joke Rita........and welcome back........it's been a while since your last topic
     
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  13. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks for ur nice welcome and u r right, but we had guests from yemen, so i didnt have time to come here

    thx a lot for ur answer


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  15. devil may cry

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    thx for this very funny jokeRita Alshoaib.i
    lol hes pretty smart
    thx for the jokes العربي اليماني .
    theyre also funny
     
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  17. Rita Alshoaibi

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    thanks a lot for ur kind answer

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