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الكاتب : Rita Alshoaibi   المشاهدات : 704   الردود : 10    ‏2007-01-18
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  1. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    Question and answer jokes
    Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
    A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

    Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
    A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

    Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
    A: A good start!

    Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
    A: His lips are moving.

    Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
    A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

    Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
    A: Professional courtesy.

    Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
    A: Not enough sand.



    A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
    The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

    Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
    A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

    Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
    A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

    Q: What�s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
    A: The lawyer charges more.
     
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  3. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    Question and answer jokes
    Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?
    A: You can't get a finger between the rope and his neck!

    Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
    A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

    Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
    A: A good start!

    Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
    A: His lips are moving.

    Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
    A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

    Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
    A: Professional courtesy.

    Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
    A: Not enough sand.



    A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
    The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"

    Q: Why is going to a meeting of the Bar Association like going into a bait shop?
    A: Because of the abundance of suckers, leeches, maggots and nightcrawlers

    Q: Why are there so many lawyers in the U.S.?
    A: Because St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

    Q: What�s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
    A: The lawyer charges more.
     
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  5. الحبيشي

    الحبيشي قلم فضي

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    :mad: ;) :mad:

    i am study law .............
    but by the way thanks ,,,,,,,
    :D :D :D
     
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  7. الحبيشي

    الحبيشي قلم فضي

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    :mad: ;) :mad:

    i am study law .............
    but by the way thanks ,,,,,,,
    :D :D :D
     
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  9. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    good job Rita
    l liked them so much
    keep it up
     
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  11. إبراهيم ناصر

    إبراهيم ناصر مشرف سابق

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    good job Rita
    l liked them so much
    keep it up
     
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  13. محمد الجشاش

    محمد الجشاش عضو

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    Jokes *********************naaaaaaaaaaah They Were Funny Just Bring Up The New Ones Shortly
     
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  15. محمد الجشاش

    محمد الجشاش عضو

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    Jokes *********************naaaaaaaaaaah They Were Funny Just Bring Up The New Ones Shortly
     
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  17. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    LLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOLLLLLLLLLL then maybe u know what the jokes r speaking about



    thx a lot for ur answer




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  19. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    thx for ur nice reply



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