MS Vista Source Code Revealed

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  1. yemenyniga

    yemenyniga عضو نشيط

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    /**
    * (c) 2007 Misrocoft Corp.
    * All rights reserved
    */

    #include


    class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
    {
    boolean beta = true;

    WindowsVista()
    {
    checkIfHardwareIsCompatible();
    /** Ok. The idiot seems to have some high end hardware.
    * Lets make his life miserable
    */

    runInternetExplorer7();
    }


    void checkIfHardwareIsCompatible()
    {
    /*
    * Lets make sure that half the world cannot run this OS while
    * we fix all the bugs
    */
    if((installedRam < 2GB) && (processorSpeed < 4GHz))
    {
    MessageBox("Your System does not seem to be capable of running zero err.. aero glass and the like. Please upgrade the hardware and try again.");
    WaitTillPoorGuyReadsTheMessage();
    bsod();
    }
    }


    void runInternetExplorer7()
    {
    IE7 ie7 = new IE7();

    ie7.featureSet = firefox_features
    + safari_features
    + opera_features + lot_of_bugs;

    ie7.run();
    WaitWhileThePoorGuyLooksAtTheNewInterface();
    bsod();

    }

    /**
    * return true when product is stable.
    */
    boolean isReadyForRelease()
    {
    int lastReportedNumberOfBugs = 3457888E+08
    int totalNoOfNewFeatures = 600;
    boolean readyForRelease = false;


    sendFeatureSetToMarketingGuys();

    while (marketingGuysAreAtIt)
    {
    Thread fixBugsWhileInBeta = new fixBugsWhileInBeta();

    fixBugsWhileInBeta.assignProgrammer(oneBug);
    fixBugsWhileInBeta.start();

    if(programmersAreNotSufficient)
    {
    hireFromXBOXDivision();
    }

    if(aMonthHasPassed)
    {
    announce("Windows Vista Consumer Version Will be delayed by one more month");
    dropAFewFeatures();
    totalNoOfNewFeatures = totalNoOfNewFeatures - 10;
    }

    /** Boss strictly told me that we should have no more than * 7000 bugs
    * when we ship the item
    */
    if(lastReportedNumberOfBugs-- == 7000)
    return true;

    }

    }

    int main(void)
    {
    WindowsVista vista = new WindowsVista();
    vista.runWindowsXP();
    return plentyOfMoneyforBilly;
    }

    }



    What did you expect from HIM?

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  3. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha, i loved it

    thats so cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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    thanks again
     

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