Finally, a promising solution to the middle-east conflicts

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  1. محمد المنصري

    محمد المنصري عضو متميّز

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    A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.

    The Genie said, "Nope ... due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"

    The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

    The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

    The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."

    The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that f*****g map!"
    :D :D :D :D
     
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  3. المتوكل بالله

    المتوكل بالله عضو فعّال

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    hahahahahah
    but i think there r so many men like what she want in haven
    great joke and best wishes always
     
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  5. T_K

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    looooooooool
    WUTTTTTTT
    THAT WAS NICE

    BUT HEY HEY ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE MADE FOR A WOMAN NOT A MAN?!!1

    ANYWAY, I THINK THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD MEN OUT THERE
    ALSO, THERE ARE A LOT OF GOOD WOMEN, AS WELL
    WE JUST HAVE TO LOOK FOR THEM AND BE PATIENT

    I REMEMBER A SONG FOR THE AMERICAN SINGER JOE
    IT'S CALLED "GOOD GIRLS" AND HE SAYS WHY
    ARE THE GOOD GIRLS ALWAYS TAKEN


    TAKE CARE
    REGARDS



    TK
     
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  7. محمد المنصري

    محمد المنصري عضو متميّز

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    I like the way u answer my brother, u always make a good effort to add something valuable.1


    Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.1
    This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.1

    Thanx for the reply
    Salam
     

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