MAN & Woman

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  1. رائع جدا

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    MAN & WOMAN

    ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy


    SHOPPING MATH
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    A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs .
    - A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need .


    GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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    A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband .
    - A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife .
    - A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend .
    - A successful woman is one who can find such a man .

    HAPPINESS
    - To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little .
    -To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

    LONGEVITY
    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
    A woman has the last word in any argument
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument​
     
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  3. jameel

    jameel عضو متميّز

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    You waste your time writing this topic because it does not make any sense to us as Muslims but it may make sense to the modern Muslims who have nothing but going after this life and their desires. In reality they have no life.
    May Allah guides us to the straight path
     
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  5. bn-zaid

    bn-zaid عضو

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    really really perfect paragraph thanks alot and about jameel he dont know how to understand topic but i still respect his opinion
     
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  7. aborayed

    aborayed قلم ذهبي

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    lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
    boring
     
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  9. الجوكر

    الجوكر مشرف الكمبيوتر والجوال مشرف سابق

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    Smart man + smart woman = romance
     
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  11. tormendor

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    your face is boring
     
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  13. رائع جدا

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    First thank u 4 passing anyway

    Second, u have 2 be more polite in advising and if u have a rose don't throw it to the face of the person u wanna give to
    Third, don't look at things from bad angles and also don't generalize

    To be fair , I will not justify what i posted as good 4 muslims or not specially the first part of the post, but this is reality and we couldn't avoid
    Here i would like 2 thank my friends Ben zaid and Tremendor for thier enthusiasm and for understanding as well.
    all the best

    all in all, I thanku all for ur comments

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  15. رائع جدا

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    Thank u for reading the post
    Waiting 4 ur magnificent, wonderful and useful out of the world posts​
     
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  17. رائع جدا

    رائع جدا عضو

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    Thank u Termendor 4 ur zeal
    But u know it is better not to pat an eye lash 4 such people​
     
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  19. عدو اليأس

    عدو اليأس عضو متميّز

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    what can i say
    any way thankx
     

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