The Perfect Husband .. yub perfect husband

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  1. yemenyniga

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    The Perfect Husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf
    club.
    A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "£45,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £450,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £400,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
     
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  3. yemenyniga

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    The Perfect Husband

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf
    club.
    A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "£45,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £450,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £400,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
     
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  5. samiah

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    hahahaah.....good one
    Thanks brother
     
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    hahahaah.....good one
    Thanks brother
     
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  9. yemenyniga

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    Any time

    any time
     
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  11. yemenyniga

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    Any time

    any time
     
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    that was really sooooooooo funny, i liked it
     
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  15. المتوكل بالله

    المتوكل بالله عضو فعّال

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    hahhahahh
    so funny and this is one of the best joke i v read
    thank a looooooooooooooooooot
     
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    I LOVE UR FUNNIES
    Keep it up bro

    Thanks Again
     

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