Talking Dog ?? you think I am kidding

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    This story is stupid but I couldn't stop laughing

    I wonder why

    A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for
    Sale."


    He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
    backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black
    mutt just sitting there.


    "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. The guy say's.
    "So, what's your story?"


    The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of
    talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government,
    so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me
    jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
    spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would
    be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
    eight years running.


    The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
    getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I
    signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
    security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters
    and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings
    there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess
    of puppies, and now I'm just retired."



    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what
    he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy
    says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
    him, so cheap?" The owner replies, "He's just a big liar. He
    didn't do any of that stuff."
     
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    This story is stupid but I couldn't stop laughing

    I wonder why

    A guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for
    Sale."


    He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the
    backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black
    mutt just sitting there.


    "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the mutt replies. The guy say's.
    "So, what's your story?"


    The mutt looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of
    talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government,
    so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me
    jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with
    spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would
    be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies
    eight years running.


    The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
    getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I
    signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
    security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters
    and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings
    there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess
    of puppies, and now I'm just retired."



    The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what
    he wants for the dog. The owner says, "Ten dollars." The guy
    says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling
    him, so cheap?" The owner replies, "He's just a big liar. He
    didn't do any of that stuff."
     

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