first gift to the members of this room:

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  1. yemendreamdance

    yemendreamdance عضو

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    try to smile while reading this!

    A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the
    neighbor, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbor said, "You see, his name is Bill

    In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want
    to
    divorce my husband." "But why?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know?" She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him.
    From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy!" "Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now***


    At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?” The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man


    Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms. “Why, Dad? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax


    A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service


    One woman told another: "My neighbor is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him


    A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough


    A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts
    shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her." One of his friends asked.” And when you are angry, what do you do?" The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back

    "You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied, “I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.​
     
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  3. yemendreamdance

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    hey no replies Mmmmmmmmmmmmmi should c how to punish you members of this forum
     
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  5. SamiAlganhey

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    *****LOOOOOOOOOOL********

    I love Them ALL

    greatly Done

    Thanks A lot
    Keep 'em Coming

    VERY VERY FUNNY
     
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  7. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    *****LOOOOOOOOOOL********

    I love Them ALL

    greatly Done

    Thanks A lot
    Keep 'em Coming

    VERY VERY FUNNY
     
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  9. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    :D :D :D :D :D
    Also Very Funny

    Thanks Ag
    ain
     
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  11. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    :D :D :D :D :D
    Also Very Funny

    Thanks Ag
    ain
     
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  13. Seeking_Truth

    Seeking_Truth عضو متميّز

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    looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ..

    it's ur 1st post and ur doing great .. keep makin us laughing i liked them
     
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  15. Rita Alshoaibi

    Rita Alshoaibi مشرف سابق

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    i was laughing a lot
    u did it soooooooooooo good
     
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  17. المتوكل بالله

    المتوكل بالله عضو فعّال

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    its so funny and i liked it so much
    u did the great work and keep it up
    best wishes
     
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  19. T_K

    T_K قلم فضي

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    You Know Wut
    I Even Put This Page In My Faviorates

    Some Of Them Are Very Very Funny


    Regards


    Tk
     

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