GoOd Ones....have fun reading them

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  1. Seeking_Truth

    Seeking_Truth عضو متميّز

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    Good ones....have fun reading them...
    January to December
    Sunday to Saturday
    Am to Pm
    My feelings for u have never changed..... ..
    u....
    R....
    always....
    a HEADACHE to me !!!!
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    If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
    Ans : the days after marriage
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    During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
    He is given his last chance to run away.
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    Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... .
    Open ur eyes !
    Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool........ ....
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    A guy to his GF :
    I wrote ur name on the sands....... ......
    it got washed away,
    I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........
    it got blown away,
    So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......
    i got a HEART ATTACK
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    The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
    The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
    The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"
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    LOVE is like a CIGAR
    It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
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    ur smile can be compared to a flower
    ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
    ur inocence to a child
    but in stupidity
    u have no comparison
    u r the best
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    True love is like a pillow
    u can hug when u r in trouble
    u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
    so when u need true love
    spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow
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    Dear Friend,
    when i ask u flower,
    u give me bouquet
    when i ask u a stone
    u give me a statue
    when i ask u a feather
    u give me peacock
    ARE U REALLY DEAF ?
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    I had VODKA with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had WHISKY with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I had RUM with WATER
    I felt DRUNK
    I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!
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    Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence ...
    Student : WOW !
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    The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
    it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
    it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
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    SMILE - is a language of love
    SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
    SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality
    SO....
    Brush ur Teeth today onwards
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    A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
    A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
    A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..
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    History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
    Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....
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    Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
    Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age Hitler commited suicide


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  3. heartbroken

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    what a beautiful words, keep ot up..
     
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  5. heartbroken

    heartbroken عضو

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    actually i am new participant in the forum and
     
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  7. samiah

    samiah مشرف سابق

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    The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
    The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
    The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"


    This one is soooo funny
    I liked them, there all cool
     
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  9. َal-Qatari

    َal-Qatari عضو

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    Salam Speaking_truth
    they are all funny

    LOVE is like a CIGAR
    It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
    "Love is like Water, when yuo are enjoying it, it is like cold water And when you are suffering from it, it is like hot water ;P
     
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  11. Seeking_Truth

    Seeking_Truth عضو متميّز

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    thnx bro for ur reply , by the way as u see that i'm a new rgister also , so don't feel shy it's ur home and u r in between ur brothers and sisters.

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    u r the one whose cool 'cause all in a sudden u enterd to read my topic .. thanx sis

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    thanx 4 ur reply , but 1st i'm seaking_truth**** , 2nd i dunno if love is that bad!!

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  13. lifes ups n dow

    lifes ups n dow عضو

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    i wish i was there

    i wish i was there wen u wrote the poem 2 c wat u thought bout the peer thing
     
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  15. Seeking_Truth

    Seeking_Truth عضو متميّز

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    thanx 4 ur reply ... mnawer al topic wallah:D
     
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  17. الشاب عادل

    الشاب عادل قلم ماسي

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    VERY true......:( thanks for the gr8 wise words up there
     
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  19. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    ""NICE""
    I really Enjoyed it

    Thanks A Lot
     

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