Coincidence : read and enjoy

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  1. tormendor

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    Three men were in the hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man, "Sir, you're the father of twins."

    "Hey! Isn't that a coincidence!" he replied. "I'm a member of the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

    Later, the nurse came in and said to the second man, "Sir, you're the father of triplets."

    "Gee!" the man exclaimed. "Another coincidence! I'm with the 3M Company."

    The third man jumped to his feet, grabbed his hat and said, "I'm getting out of here. I work for 7-UP!"
     
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    looooooooooool
    That was Funny
    I enjoyed that

    NOW THATS nice and short
    Just the way i like it

    THANKX
     
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  5. tormendor

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    There is still more

    I have plenty of these

    Just vote for me to in the presidential election of yemen

    and i will make a law that will make the teachers to memorize at least 100 jokes

    and they should start the lectures by telling them
     
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    Don't you think this will be cool

    I am sure will vote for me
     
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    The second thing in my agenda is


    to

    to

    to

    to

    Oh yeah I remembered


    I will make the impossible possible

    guess what it will be
     
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    just remove the letter i and m for impossible

    this will make it possible

    isn't that easy

    you could do it too
     
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    You know why I am typing too much

    It is because I ate too much hot chips this morning

    and I starting drinking coffee with this hot chips
     
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    try it and you will see the difference


    If you don't start your day with a hot chips then assume it will be lazy day

    though it may be not

    but if you start it with hot chips then everything around you will be hot

    even at night
     

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