Three men were in the hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man, "Sir, you're the father of twins." "Hey! Isn't that a coincidence!" he replied. "I'm a member of the Minnesota Twins baseball team." Later, the nurse came in and said to the second man, "Sir, you're the father of triplets." "Gee!" the man exclaimed. "Another coincidence! I'm with the 3M Company." The third man jumped to his feet, grabbed his hat and said, "I'm getting out of here. I work for 7-UP!"