A reason to drive fast

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  1. tormendor

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    A man was driving well above the speed limit when a police car suddenly
    emerged from behind, sirens blaring. Thinking he'd outpace the cop, the
    man pushed his accelerator to the floor. His car's speed rose to sixty, then
    seventy, eighty, and ninety. Finally, the man thought, what the heck, and
    pulled over, ready to receive a speeding ticket.
    The police officer got out, leaned over the man and said: Listen, Mister, I
    have had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good
    excuse and I'll let you go.
    The man thought for a moment and said: Three weeks ago my wife ran off
    with a police officer. When I saw your car in my mirror, I thought you were
    that officer and were trying to give her back to me.

    If you in place of the officer are you going to give him a ticket?
     
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    Good Reason

    Oh Yeah

    Haller
     
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  5. tormendor

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    I usually don't drive fast


    but if a police chase me I will drive fast
     
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    One day the husband woke up in the morning and he farewell his wife

    on his way to the job

    his wife called him and said

    that in the news there is a crazy drivers who is driving against all the cars

    so watch out and be aware


    he told her ? no not only him

    It seems that everyone is crazy because they are going in the wrong direction


    He didn't realize that he is in the wrong dirction

    what a poor man
     
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    THAT MY FRIEND IS FUNNNNNNNNNNY

    THANKS
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  11. طالب علم

    طالب علم عضو متميّز

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    I did not thank so , you will be shaking like chiken
     
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  13. tormendor

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    i was thinking one time to try it

    like spead and make the cop chase me

    I will hit the padal hard and spead so it will be like hollywood

    he will chase me

    all streats I go

    at the end

    i will stop

    i will open the window

    and will tell him

    I was just kidding
     
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  15. tormendor

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    and if he give me a ticket

    I will tell him

    I don't want this ticket


    He may give me another chance


    or maybe we will fight together

    little bit


    then I will tell

    i was joking with you
     
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  17. tormendor

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    there is all different kinds to get a way with it


    I will give you another example


    If the police stops you stop


    for a while

    when he gets down

    just press on the gas and spead up to the point that he can't see you


    he will try to find you but I know that you will not care

    hide behind a truck or a house
     
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  19. tormendor

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    If he took the number in the license plate


    then go to the immigration and change your name

    and if it is possible

    sell the car

    and buy another one

    if you can't afford

    wait for the bus to pick you to any where you want


    If you live in a city like newyork

    then just go in the sub way
     

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