9Things I hate about everyone

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  1. yemenidude

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    Things I Hate About Everyone

    People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

    When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!

    When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

    People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?

    When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

    When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?

    When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?​
     
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  3. Baller

    Baller عضو

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    hahahaha i liked it man
    check this out:

    Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

    A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

    Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

    To: My loving wife

    Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

    I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

    P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!​
     
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  5. الشاب عادل

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    seems like you guys are swearing too much here, the word hell is mentioned so many times....watch allah in your words, brothers and sisters
     
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  7. SINCERE

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    I think you should watch your language alittle
    there are alot of foul words in there
    i think you should be more aware of the words you use here

    We don't need to learn bad words

    Sincere
     
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  9. SINCERE

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    I think you should watch your language alittle
    there are alot of foul words in there
    i think you should be more aware of the words you use here

    We don't need to learn bad words

    Sincere
     
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  11. ابوعبدالرحمن2005

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    you know what I hate most? when people utter taboo words
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D
    :D
     
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  13. ابوعبدالرحمن2005

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    you know what I hate most? when people utter taboo words
    :D :D :D :D
    :D :D :D
    :D :D
    :D
     
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  15. الا الفراق

    الا الفراق عضو متميّز

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    I 'm with with you
    i agree
     
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  17. الا الفراق

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    I 'm with with you
    i agree
     
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  19. SamiAlganhey

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    RIGHT ON
    I'm With ya all the Way
    Those were some nice Lines
    Thanks A lot
    Keep it up
    Best Wishes
     

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