Funny joke ----- got to see it

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  1. yemenidude

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    The GeNeRoUs LaWyEr

    Generous lawyer
    [align=left]A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

    "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

    The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

    The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

    The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

    "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

    On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
     
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  3. yemenidude

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    The GeNeRoUs LaWyEr

    Generous lawyer
    [align=left]A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

    "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

    The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

    Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

    The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

    The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

    "or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

    The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

    On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
     
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  5. Baller

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    hahahahahahahahahahhahaa lol nice one man, there are many of those lawyers those days, thanx for the joke
     
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  7. Baller

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    hahahahahahahahahahhahaa lol nice one man, there are many of those lawyers those days, thanx for the joke
     
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    That was Some FUNNY STUFF
    You'd think that he was taking care of those family members of his. But NOOOOOOOO, when you have a lot of money you want MORE money.2006
    Thanks Again Bro
    Regards
     
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
    That was Some FUNNY STUFF
    You'd think that he was taking care of those family members of his. But NOOOOOOOO, when you have a lot of money you want MORE money.2006
    Thanks Again Bro
    Regards
     
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  13. google

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    wowowow chill out with these jokes man

    I can't stop laughing

    I am typing this words while I am laughing that's why the words are croked

    Thank you yemenidude and keep it up
     
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  15. yemenyniga

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    Damn is this true I can't believe there is people like this

    I like this joke

    REGARDS from YEMENyNIGA
     
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  17. yemenidude

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    Hell yeah there are people like those nowadays, sub7anallah, nobody can underestimate the power of greed. Regards from yemenidude
     

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