A Funny Joke

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  1. Baller

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    This is a joke between a secretary and George Bush


    (We take you now to the Oval Office.)


    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Lay it on me.

    Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

    George: That's what I want to know.

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: Hu.

    George: The Chinaman!

    Condi: Hu is leading China.

    George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That's the man's name.

    George: That's who's name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

    Condi: That's correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: No, thanks.

    Condi: You want Kofi?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don't want Kofi.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi?

    George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: And call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

    Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

    Condi: Kofi.

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

    (Condi picks up the phone.)

    Condi: Rice, here.

    George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?​
     
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  3. yemenidude

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    hahaha nice joke keep it up but here I have a little joke for you

    Conversation of William Knott and Mr. Watt . . .
    "Who's calling?" was the answer to the telephone.
    "Watt."
    "What is your name, please?"
    "Watt's my name."
    "That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
    "That's what I told you. Watt's my name."
    A long pause, and then from Watt, "Is this James Brown?"
    "No, this is Knott."
    "Please tell me your name."
    "Will Knott."

    YOU LEFT THE TALKERS AT A POINT WHERE THEY WERE TOTALLY CONFUSED. READ THE REST OF WHAT HAPPENED...
    "Why not?"
    "Huh? What do you mean why not?"
    "Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?"
    "But I told you my name!"
    "Didn't you say you will not?"
    "Not not, knott, Will Knott!"
    "That's what I mean."
    "So you know my name."
    "Of course not!"
    "Good. So now, what is yours?"
    "Watt. Yours?"
    "Your name!"
    "Watt's my name."
    "How the hell do I know? I am asking you!"
    "Look I have been very patient and I have told you my name and you have not even told me yours yet."
    "You have been patient, what about me?"
    "I have told you my name so many times and it is you who have not old me yours yet."
    "Of course not!"
    "See, you even know my name!"
    "Of course not!"
    "Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?"
    "Because I don't."
    [Pause]
    "What is your name?"
    "See, you know my name!"
    "Of course not!"
    "Then why do you keep asking ,Watt, is your name?"
    "To find out your name!"
    "But you already know it!"
    "What?"
    "See, but you know mine!"
    "Of course not!"
    "Exactly!"
    NOW THEY ARE AT A POINT WHERE BOTH THINK THE OTHER KNOWS THEIR NAME, BUT THEY THEMSELVES DON'T KNOW THE OTHER'S NAME.
    "Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name is, what will be your answer?"
    "Watt's my name."
    "No, no, give me only one word."
    "Watt"
    "Your name!"
    "Right!"
    [Pause before it hits him]
    "Oh, Wright!"
    "Yeah!"
    "So why didn't you say it before?"
    "I told you so many times!"
    "You never said Wright before"
    "Of course I did."
    "Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?"
    "I do not."
    "Well, there you go, now we know each other's name."
    "I do not!"
    "Good!"
    [Pause before it hits him]
    "Oh, Guud!"
    "Good."
    "No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?"
    "No, it's Knott!"
    "Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Guud."
    "Yes Wright."
    NOW THEY BOTH THINK THEY KNOW EACH OTHER'S NAME AS WELL !!
     
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  5. yemenidude

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  7. ابوعبدالرحمن2005

    ابوعبدالرحمن2005 قلم فضي

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    thank you guys for these gorgeous jokes
    they are funny
    I hope we see more from both of you
     
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  9. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    Great Jokes, THANKS MUCH
    LOVE THEM BOTH
    So, Thank you BOTH
    Regards
     
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  11. Baller

    Baller عضو

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    Oh sorry, I simply got this joke from the internet
    I like the joke that u posted, its similar as mine
    regards
     
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  13. Baller

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    Oh sorry, I simply got this joke from the internet
    I like the joke that u posted, its similar as mine
    regards
     

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