The Chinese Lady ........

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  1. The homeless

    The homeless عضو

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    :cool:
    There was a Chinese lady married to an English
    gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady
    was not very proficient in English, but managed
    somehow to communicate with her husband. The
    real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
    groceries.

    One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to
    buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward
    her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt
    to show her thighs. The butcher got the message
    and the lady went home with pork legs.

    The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts
    Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she
    unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her
    breast. The lady got what she wanted.

    The third day, the poor lady needed to buy
    sausages. She brought her husband to the
    store.......... so what did she do?

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    What are you thinking?

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    HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks
    English!!

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  3. SamiAlganhey

    SamiAlganhey عضو متميّز

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    ‏2004-11-29
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    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    I got a SICK MIND

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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    THANKS A LOT
    Best regards
     

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