the latest joke to the arabic pepole

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    وهاهنا ترجمتها بالأنجليزيه لمن لديه الرغبه بقراءتها باللغتين العربيه والأنجليزيه .:rolleyes:



    An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:
    "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and dig up the garden for me.
    I love you,
    Your Father"

    The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his son:

    "Beloved Father,
    Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the THING'.
    I love you, too,
    Ahmed"

    At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave the house.
    Shirley Rogers: A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.

    "Beloved Father,
    I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes.
    That's all I could do for you from here.
    I love you,
    Ahmed."

    وتقبلوا خالص التحيه.
    عز اليمن
     
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    there is 2nd joke ok



    To prepare for his big date, a young man went to the rooftop of his apartment to work on his tan. Not wanting any tan lines, he sunbathed in the nude but fell asleep and burned his penis.

    Not wanting to miss out on his date with the hot blonde, he applied some ointment to his manhood and wrapped it in gauze. The blonde showed up at his apartment and after dinner they went into the living room to watch a movie.

    During the movie, the young man's sunburn began to hurt. After several minutes of extreme discomfort, he asked to be excused.

    A friend had told him that milk was very effective in reducing sunburn pain. So he went to the kitchen, poured a tall glass of cold milk, and placed his sunburned member into the milk. He experienced immediate relief.

    The blonde, wondering what the young man was doing, wandered into the kitchen and found him with his shaft fully immersed in the glass of milk. With a look of understanding the blonde exclaimed, "So that's how you load those things!"
     

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