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    Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
    The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

    CAR TROUBLE
    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
    After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
    He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
    She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


    RIVER WALK
    There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
    The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

    IN A VACUUM
    A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
    She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

    In the math test a teacher gave students a question to fiind the length of x using the pythagoras theorem, in the test paper the teacher was surprised with this answer

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    where are you yemenidude ​
     
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    Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
    The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

    CAR TROUBLE
    A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
    After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"
    He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
    She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


    RIVER WALK
    There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
    The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

    IN A VACUUM
    A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
    She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

    In the math test a teacher gave students a question to fiind the length of x using the pythagoras theorem, in the test paper the teacher was surprised with this answer

    [​IMG]


    where are you yemenidude ​
     
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    Thanks Google, I Loved the last One, FINDING x.......... LOLOLOLOLOL
    SOOOOOOO FUNNY...............L00L
    The other were good too, but that was the one that i liked the Most
    THANKs Again
    Regards
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    Welcome brother sami
     
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    Thank You, GOOGLE. It's Always Great To visit your Great And Funny POSTS

    Regards
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    ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه
     
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    thats not funny fo
     
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    are you sure
     
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    Oh I'm Sure........ Always
     

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