ARABS AND F.B.I. (Just Juke.)

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  1. DhamarAli

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    Dear freinds,
    I`m a new member in this section and I wouild like to give you this funny joke from Japan and USA.

    few years ago,Prime Minister of Japan Mori was given some Basic
    English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton ..
    The instructor told Mori "Prime Minister, when you shake hand with
    President Clinton, please say 'how are you'. Then Mr. Clinton should
    say,"I'm fine, and you?" Now you should say 'me too'. Afterwards we, Translators, will do all the work for you."
    It looks quite simple, but the truth is....When Mori met Clinton, he
    mistakenly said "Who Are You?" instead of "How are you". Mr. Clinton was a bit shocked but still managed to react with humor: "Well, I'm Hilary's husband, ha-ha...." Then Mori replied "Me too, ha-ha.."

    Then there was a long silence in the meeting room
    :) :) :)
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    ARABS ,FBI.

    An old Arab lives close to New York City for more than 40 years. He
    would love to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and
    weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the old man sends him an
    e-mail.

    He explains the problem: "Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you helped me and dug up the garden for me. I love you, your father."

    The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from his
    son at 3:45 pm: "Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. It's
    there that I have hidden 'the THING'. I love you, too, Ahmed".

    At 4:02 pm, the US Army, the Marines, the Rangers, the Police,
    officers from the Department of Homeland Security, the FBI and the
    CIA, visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden apart,
    search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed they leave
    the house.

    Another day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son:
    "Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That's all I could do for you from here. I love you, Ahmed.........:) :) :)

    THANK YOU AND BEST REGARDS,
    DHAMARALI.

     
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  3. الرقي

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    welcome Doctor
    in the english sector

    it was very nice:)

    especially

    the first one:D

    plz, carry on in this sector.

    thanku
     
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  5. غربـ الروح ـة

    غربـ الروح ـة قلم فضي

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    the first joke is quite funny
    but i liked the second more
    soo they though the son is terrorist when he mentioned that he was hidden something in his father garden


    thanks alot
    we will be waiting for more
     
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  7. DhamarAli

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    Assalam Alikum
    Wellcome my brother
    Nice to see you too in this section
    please keep in contact
    best regards
    dhamarali
     
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  9. DhamarAli

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    Assalam alikum
    nice to know you
    As you seen this is the only one benefit of the war against torrisum for arabs in USA
    best regards
    dhamarali
     
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  11. الرقي

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    u know broother


    the son was very clever

    bcuz he knew how to find a way to help his dad.:)

    my salutation
     
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    cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
     
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    cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
     

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