Fun with programmers!!!!!

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  1. java_lover

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    (Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
    Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

    )






    (A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS".
    "G.O.O.D" answered his wife.

    )




    (How do programmers cheer???/
    Shift to the left, shift to the right!
    Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte)




    (A programmer to another :"Have you heard about the object-oriennted way to become wealthy?"
    - "No..."
    - "Inheritance."
    )




    (Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
    )





    (The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
    The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

    The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."

    )





    (Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?
    Because it is below C level.

    )

    :




    Have fun!!!!!​

    p :cool: :rolleyes:
     
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  3. الامير الصنعاني

    الامير الصنعاني مشرف سابق

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    lol
    nice one
     
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  5. نجم اليمن

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    The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
    The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"

    The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."




    الاحسن
     
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  7. م/محمد سعيد

    م/محمد سعيد عضو متميّز

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    It's right
     

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