Miscommunications!

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    Dear friends
    Here is the miscommunication between Bush and Miss Rice Hope u will enjoy with this lesson>>>


    George W Bush and Condolisa Rice are having a meeting... read on

    George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

    Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

    George: Great. Tell me all about it.

    Condi: "Hu" is the new leader of China.

    George: That's what I want to know.

    Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

    George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: I mean the fellow's name.

    Condi: "Hu".

    George: The guy in China.

    Condi: "Hu".

    George: The new leader of China.

    Condi: "Hu".

    George: The main man in China!

    Condi: "Hu" is leading
    China.

    George: Now, whaddya' asking me for?

    Condi: I'm telling you, "Hu" is leading China.

    George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

    Condi: That's the man's name.

    George: That's who's name?

    Condi: Yes.

    George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was dead in the Middle East.

    Condi: That's correct.

    George: Then who is in China?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir is in China?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Then who is?

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Yassir?

    Condi: No, sir.

    George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.

    Condi: "Kofi"?

    George: No,
    thanks.

    Condi: You want "Kofi"?

    George: No.

    Condi: You don't want "Kofi"?.

    George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

    Condi: "Kofi"?

    George: No, Milk! Will you please make the call?

    Condi: And call who?

    George: Who is the guy at the UN?

    Condi: "Hu" is the guy in China

    George: Will you stay out of China?!

    Condi: Yes, sir.

    George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN

    Condi: "Kofi"?.

    George: All right! With cream and two sugars.



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