jokes........ For ............You

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  1. omshahd

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    jokes........ For ............You



    :D

    Definition of a Million


    ;)

    A man was asking to .............

    He said, "...............!?"

    ............ responded, "Yes?"

    And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?"

    "Go right ahead," .......... said.

    "..........., what is a million years to you?"

    ............. said, "a million years to me is only a..........."

    "Hmmm," the man wondered. Then he asked, "............, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

    .............. said, "a million dollars to me is as a.........."

    So the man said, "............... Can I have a ..........?"

    And ........... cheerfully said, "Sure!!.....just a ..........."



    :D

    I hope u enjoy it..............


    hope you give

    better than this joke

    with my Respect
     
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  3. المطرقه

    المطرقه قلم ماسي

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    نجم المجلس اليمني 2009
    Sallam ....
    I do belive you have a good intentions on posting a cheerfull topic>

    reminding myself and you as well....making jokes that includes allah ..is forbiden in our religion......

    Thank you

    hope you can erase it or change it into a diffrent joke.
    your brother
     
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  5. العسيب

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    jazak allah 7ayra brother

     
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  7. the transporter

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    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    nice
     
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  9. العسيب

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    LOLLLLLLL

    it become very nice joke

    any way i dont know how :rolleyes:
     
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  11. the transporter

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  13. the transporter

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    yes the joke is funney you got a prablem
    domey
     
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  15. omshahd

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    sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry

    I........put it just for joke

    that is all
     
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    (THE ____2___ ONE)



    Over

    One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" her husband shouted.

    "I can't find it anywhere!" she cried, searching through the box.

    "Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual is burnt to a crisp."
     
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    (THE ____3___ ONE)





    The Four Engineers



    One day, a Mechanical Engineer, Electrical Engineer, Chemical Engineer and Computer Engineer were driving down the street in the same car.

    The car broke down.

    The Mechanical Engineer said, "I think a rod broke."

    The Chemical Engineer said, "The way it sputtered at the end, I don't think it's getting gas."

    The Electrical Engineer said, "I think there was a spark and something is wrong with the electrical system."

    All three turned to the computer engineer and said, "What do you think?"

    The Computer Engineer said, "I think we should all get out and get back in."
     

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